{"id":11908,"date":"2010-08-01T13:15:50","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T17:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=11908"},"modified":"2010-09-25T10:04:46","modified_gmt":"2010-09-25T14:04:46","slug":"la-promesa-edwin-ferrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=11908","title":{"rendered":"La promesa \/ Edwin Ferrer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Las elecciones se acercaban y el gobernador hab\u00eda perdido la fe de ganar su posici\u00f3n. Inc\u00f3modo en\u00a0 su silla\u00a0 deteriorada y molesto por un coj\u00edn ondulado que lo hastiaba decidi\u00f3 cazar votos en el campo. Orden\u00f3\u00a0 a su secretaria que hiciera arreglos para visitar a don Delf\u00edn, un l\u00edder comunal que con solo decir \u201cese es\u201d llenar\u00eda las urnas de\u00a0 la victoria. El l\u00edder, aunque carec\u00eda de dinero, encarg\u00f3 para su compadre la mejor botella de pitorro.<\/p>\n<p>El gobernador era un hombre debilucho pero no pudo negarle unos tragos a Delf\u00edn. De pronto sinti\u00f3 un malestar en el est\u00f3mago y pregunt\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;\u00bfDonde queda el excusado?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;M\u00e1s all\u00e1 de la loma del tamarindo, contest\u00f3 el compadre.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11913\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=11913\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/letrina.jpg?fit=88%2C127&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"88,127\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Letrina\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/letrina.jpg?fit=88%2C127&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-11913\" title=\"Letrina\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/letrina.jpg?resize=88%2C127\" alt=\"\" width=\"88\" height=\"127\" \/>Sin darse cuenta\u00a0 entr\u00f3 en la vieja casucha donde hab\u00eda una tabla floja y cay\u00f3 en un hoyo profundo hediondo a metano y azufre. Alarmados\u00a0 los vecinos llamaron a la unidad de rescate y al sacarlo del abismo dijo:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;No se preocupen que si gano las elecciones les prometo que voy a ordenar que se construya el alcantarillado que pidieron cuatro a\u00f1os atr\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9Edwin Ferrer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las elecciones se acercaban y el gobernador hab\u00eda perdido la fe de ganar su posici\u00f3n. Inc\u00f3modo en\u00a0 su silla\u00a0 deteriorada y molesto por un coj\u00edn ondulado que lo hastiaba decidi\u00f3 cazar votos en el campo. Orden\u00f3\u00a0 a su secretaria que hiciera arreglos para visitar a don Delf\u00edn, un l\u00edder comunal que con solo decir \u201cese [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5533328,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12989956],"tags":[2083,78837],"class_list":["post-11908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plaza-de-los-cuenteros","tag-cuentos","tag-politicos","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pmbkf-364","amp_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5533328"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11908"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12477,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11908\/revisions\/12477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}