{"id":12518,"date":"2010-09-28T23:01:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T03:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=12518"},"modified":"2010-09-30T07:13:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T11:13:07","slug":"los-augurios-de-pedro-edwin-ferrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=12518","title":{"rendered":"Los augurios de Pedro \/ Edwin Ferrer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 se r\u00eden esas podridas botas sudadas de concreto bajo mi cama mientras la gente reza<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12523\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=12523\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/imagescaphqwbp.jpg?fit=150%2C113&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"150,113\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"imagesCAPHQWBP\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/imagescaphqwbp.jpg?fit=150%2C113&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-12523\" title=\"imagesCAPHQWBP\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/imagescaphqwbp.jpg?resize=150%2C113\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" \/> un padre nuestro? \u00bfAcaso no te das cuenta que no hubo chiripas en el cementerio? M\u00edreme a los ojos mujer.\u00a0\u00a0 Me dio un\u00a0 ataque cerebral; ve a la alcald\u00eda y pide ayuda. \u00a1Trabaj\u00e9\u00a0 toda mi vida construyendo tumbas! \u00bfNo te das cuenta que necesito\u00a0 material\u00a0 para hacer la m\u00eda? Siempre dije que tarde o temprano\u00a0las ten\u00eda que pagar\u2026\u00a0 Reencarnar\u00e9 en un le\u00f3n para luchar por mis derechos aunque sea desde el m\u00e1s all\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Siete d\u00edas despu\u00e9s de su muerte, Pedro reencarn\u00f3 en un juey. En unas de esas corridas de luna llena se dirigi\u00f3 a la alcald\u00eda. Con sus ojos omnividentes not\u00f3 que el pueblo enfilaba\u00a0lentamente sus pasos\u00a0hacia el ayuntamiento a pedir ayuda sin ning\u00fan resultado. Entonces el crust\u00e1ceo levant\u00f3 las palancas en protesta y corriendo de lado a lado se abalanz\u00f3 como un quijote a confrontar al alcalde. \u00a0Una\u00a0 fila larga encabezada por Cacho, Fitito, Pantera, Calambre, Compay Bellaco, Bulanche, Don Junior, Gertrudis, La Llorona, Dengue, Petra B, Chago y\u00a0Guapo imped\u00eda su entrada. Tirando mordidas lleg\u00f3 a la oficina pero\u00a0 la asamblea municipal\u00a0 le arranc\u00f3 las bocas y la guardia las patas. Finalmente, el alcalde pidi\u00f3 el carapacho para com\u00e9rselo con guine\u00edtos; desde ese d\u00eda los jueyes no hacen corridas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9Edwin Ferrer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 se r\u00eden esas podridas botas sudadas de concreto bajo mi cama mientras la gente reza un padre nuestro? \u00bfAcaso no te das cuenta que no hubo chiripas en el cementerio? M\u00edreme a los ojos mujer.\u00a0\u00a0 Me dio un\u00a0 ataque cerebral; ve a la alcald\u00eda y pide ayuda. \u00a1Trabaj\u00e9\u00a0 toda mi vida construyendo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5533328,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12989956],"tags":[3187842,2083,28463063,657753],"class_list":["post-12518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plaza-de-los-cuenteros","tag-albaniles","tag-cuentos","tag-sepultureros","tag-tumbas","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pmbkf-3fU","amp_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5533328"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12518"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12527,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12518\/revisions\/12527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}