{"id":12998,"date":"2010-10-31T16:44:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T20:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=12998"},"modified":"2010-11-01T19:07:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T23:07:03","slug":"cuentos-para-la-noche-de-halloween-los-caprichos-del-gps-roberto-lopez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=12998","title":{"rendered":"Los caprichos del GPS \/ Roberto L\u00f3pez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despu\u00e9s de cinco d\u00edas locos, el pastor entreg\u00f3 las llaves y le dijo \u201cese autom\u00f3vil\u00a0 est\u00e1 pose\u00eddo por la voz seductora del demonio,\u00a0 juega con tus emociones y tienta las debilidades de la carne para hacerte cambiar\u00a0de rumbo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>La due\u00f1a del alquiler de coches,\u00a0 sin pelos en la lengua contest\u00f3\u00a0 \u201cpague lo que debe y no se haga el loco, que usted se fue de fiesta y ahora le echa la culpa al GPS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Horas m\u00e1s tarde la se\u00f1ora se llev\u00f3 el mismo\u00a0coche para la cita con su maquillista.\u00a0 A mitad del<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13001\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=13001\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gps.jpg?fit=130%2C105&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"130,105\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"GPS\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gps.jpg?fit=130%2C105&amp;ssl=1\" 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