{"id":15671,"date":"2011-05-02T05:55:14","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T09:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=15671"},"modified":"2011-05-02T16:02:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T20:02:55","slug":"el-doctor-por-david-arce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=15671","title":{"rendered":"El Doctor \/ por David Arce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15675\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=15675\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/mc3a9dicos.jpg?fit=89%2C106&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"89,106\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"m\u00e9dicos\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/mc3a9dicos.jpg?fit=89%2C106&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/mc3a9dicos.jpg?fit=89%2C106&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-15675\" title=\"m\u00e9dicos\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/mc3a9dicos.jpg?resize=89%2C106\" alt=\"\" width=\"89\" height=\"106\" \/>\u00a1Que la divina providencia lo proteja mi buen doctor! \u2014exclam\u00f3 entrando apurada, ech\u00e1ndose aire con una mano regordeta mientras con el otro brazo, a duras penas,\u00a0 sosten\u00eda un cachorro macilento que destilaba secreciones por todo el consultorio.<\/p>\n<p>Yo estaba al tel\u00e9fono pregunt\u00e1ndole al fontanero cu\u00e1nto me costar\u00eda arreglar el flotador del excusado.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Estimado doctor! He venido preguntando por usted y me han dicho que es el \u00fanico que puede salv\u00e1rmelo, \u2014volvi\u00f3 a gritar enrojecida, falt\u00e1ndole el aliento, depositando su cachorro sobre el escritorio.<\/p>\n<p>Afuera, los curiosos se doblaban de la risa. Hab\u00eda apostado con ellos, que despu\u00e9s de mi primer cliente les invitar\u00eda cerveza para todos.<\/p>\n<p>Avergonzado, limpiando las babas y otras mucosidades del perro, deshaci\u00e9ndome en m\u00faltiples<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15676\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=15676\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/abogados.jpg?fit=46%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"46,80\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Abogados\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/abogados.jpg?fit=46%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/abogados.jpg?fit=46%2C80&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-15676\" title=\"Abogados\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/abogados.jpg?resize=46%2C80\" alt=\"\" width=\"46\" height=\"80\" \/> excusas y con mucha pena, le expliqu\u00e9 a la pobre se\u00f1ora que yo no era doctor en animales, que yo solamente era doctor en letras, un novato abogado reci\u00e9n llegado al pueblo.<\/p>\n<p>(c) David Arce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Que la divina providencia lo proteja mi buen doctor! \u2014exclam\u00f3 entrando apurada, ech\u00e1ndose aire con una mano regordeta mientras con el otro brazo, a duras penas,\u00a0 sosten\u00eda un cachorro macilento que destilaba secreciones por todo el consultorio. Yo estaba al tel\u00e9fono pregunt\u00e1ndole al fontanero cu\u00e1nto me costar\u00eda arreglar el flotador del excusado. \u00a1Estimado doctor! He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5533328,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_crdt_document":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[12989956,1895],"tags":[2083,783540],"class_list":["post-15671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plaza-de-los-cuenteros","category-sin-categorizar","tag-cuentos","tag-doctores","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pmbkf-44L","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5533328"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15671"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15680,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671\/revisions\/15680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}