{"id":27803,"date":"2014-08-31T09:24:47","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T13:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=27803"},"modified":"2014-08-31T09:24:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-31T13:24:47","slug":"semana-feriada-anibal-colon-de-la-vega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=27803","title":{"rendered":"Semana feriada \/ An\u00edbal Col\u00f3n de la Vega"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"color:#800000;\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no trabaja usted, caballero?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Es que soy muy religioso, por cierto.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Guardo los viernes, cual mahometano,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> cuando no me invitan los venusianos.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Yo me declaro jud\u00edo los s\u00e1bados,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> o sigo el culto de los saturnianos.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Santifico los domingos, mi hermano,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> tal que firme cat\u00f3lico romano,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> si no celebro los solares rayos.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Los lunes rezo en lun\u00e1tico,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> y los martes soy marciano;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> los mi\u00e9rcoles, mercuriano;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> los jueves, jupiteriano.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> Siendo policreyente consumado,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> niego el consejo de Pablo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> ni me esfuerzo ni trabajo,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800000;\"> ya que todos los d\u00edas son feriados.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"color:#993366;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/address>\n<address>\u00a9\u00a0Anibal Colon de La Vega<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no trabaja usted, caballero? Es que soy muy religioso, por cierto. Guardo los viernes, cual mahometano, cuando no me invitan los venusianos. Yo me declaro jud\u00edo los s\u00e1bados, o sigo el culto de los saturnianos. Santifico los domingos, mi hermano, tal que firme cat\u00f3lico romano, si no celebro los solares rayos. 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