{"id":5974,"date":"2009-10-07T12:36:12","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=5974"},"modified":"2009-10-14T00:40:08","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T04:40:08","slug":"platillo-gourmet-felix-ortiz-vizcarrondo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?p=5974","title":{"rendered":"Platillo gourmet \/ F\u00e9lix Ortiz Vizcarrondo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"color:#000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<em>\u00a0\u201cNo es lo mismo me ba\u00f1o en el r\u00edo, que me r\u00edo en el ba\u00f1o\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Hab\u00eda una vez un\u00a0m\u00edster que se las guillaba de intelectual y pol\u00edglota.\u00a0 Dec\u00eda que hablaba franc\u00e9s, ingl\u00e9s, espa\u00f1ol, mexicano, cubano y hasta creole.\u00a0 Adem\u00e1s alegaba tener gustos refinados\u00a0 y que solo consum\u00eda comidas gourmet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">En una ocasi\u00f3n que viaj\u00f3 a \u201cLa loza\u201d, que as\u00ed nombran los isle\u00f1os a San Juan, visit\u00f3 un afamado restaurant donde orden\u00f3 en ingl\u00e9s una sopa de br\u00f3coli, pero en vez de pronunciar \u201csoup\u201d pronunci\u00f3 \u201csoap\u201d<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/files\/2009\/10\/jabon-lifebuoy.jpg\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5977\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/encuentroalsur.com\/?attachment_id=5977\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/jabon-lifebuoy.jpg?fit=137%2C103&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"137,103\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jab\u00f3n lifebuoy\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/jabon-lifebuoy.jpg?fit=137%2C103&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5977\" title=\"jab\u00f3n lifebuoy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/encuentroalsur.com\/files\/2009\/10\/jabon-lifebuoy.jpg?resize=139%2C127\" alt=\"jab\u00f3n lifebuoy\" width=\"139\" height=\"127\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">El mozo que lo atend\u00eda, creyendo que se estaba mofando, tom\u00f3 la orden y con cara seria se dirigi\u00f3 a la cocina.\u00a0 Cuando regres\u00f3, le sirvi\u00f3 en un lujoso plato,\u00a0un jab\u00f3n rebanado \u201cLifebuoy\u201d acompa\u00f1ado de\u00a0 abundante br\u00f3coli y un vaso efervescente de Alka Seltzer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">\u00a0\u00a9 F\u00e9lix Ortiz Vizcarrondo<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u201cNo es lo mismo me ba\u00f1o en el r\u00edo, que me r\u00edo en el ba\u00f1o\u201d Hab\u00eda una vez un\u00a0m\u00edster que se las guillaba de intelectual y pol\u00edglota.\u00a0 Dec\u00eda que hablaba franc\u00e9s, ingl\u00e9s, espa\u00f1ol, mexicano, cubano y hasta creole.\u00a0 Adem\u00e1s alegaba tener gustos refinados\u00a0 y que solo consum\u00eda comidas gourmet. 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